Avocado!

The Little Goomba got a new coat and hat! No more baby here, he’s all big boy.

Since this fall, he has exploded in words. Some, he uses regularly, but he will try to say anything you ask of him. Sometimes he will really tell you something, and even repeat it, and we still aren’t sure what he is saying. His favorite words are names. His personal favorites are Abby, Katie,  Mia and “P”Paw for Grandpa. His most commonly used line is “what happened?” Here he is with my brother Beeve, or to him, Daddy.

The Boy loves to teach him hard words. Big words. Odd words. Words he won’t need for years. If ever. Words like pistachio, and antiestablishmentarism, super-cali-fragilistik-X-pea-ali-docious, and avocado. That is his favorite. It’s not a good word to say before having your picture taken, but he willingly says it.

AVOCADO!

Hi Goomba!

Way Back When-sday-Ruth and Den

Merry Christmas from 1954!

Here is my Mother, she would be the Ruth part. I meant to ask her about this picture when she was here on Monday and Tuesday. Guess who forgot? So I guess I am on my own here.

Here is what I do know. This is my Mom. This was the year she graduated from high school, and also the year she married my Father. He was already in the service at this time, probably why he wasn’t here with her. I don’t know which house she is at. I would have liked to have been able to tell you that, because I myself would like to know. That is some wallpaper, I must say. I personally love the tinsel on the tree.

The framed photograph behind her was her good friend, Dorothy. My Mother was the Maid-of-Honor at her wedding. She died this fall.

As usual, Ruthie looks like a Glamour Girl!

This is the following Christmas, hi Dad! He is the Den part. I think this is my Father’s debut on the blob! I am guessing he was home on leave from where he was stationed in Germany. My Mom moved over there at some point, probably shortly after this. I do know that this picture was taken at my Father’s parents home, I recognize the couch. Of course, by the time I came around, it was basement furniture. It was green and felt brushy. Once again, love the tinsel!

Was that a sheet they used for a tree skirt?

Look how dressed up they were for Christmas! My family would look like a bunch of hobos! No pantyhose and ties for my crowd.

My Parents are both in their 70’s now, and have both had serious health problems over the last few years. It’s nice to see them looking so young and healthy. And glamorous!

Top 25 Searches

 Search  
leprechaun names 163
no whining allowed 79
ed grimley 74
spanking 54
caprik 40
no whining 38
mousey girl 22
picachu 21
hobo pants 15
barney backpack 15
pretty yard 14
shadow picachu 13
danny goeke 12
florida 12
bogari jeans 11
little girl haircuts 10
5th grade boy 8
little girl 8
no whining church 8
potty training 8
chronic itp 7
domestic spanking 7
potty training girls 7
no whining allowed sign 7
sinful saltines 7

 

Every day the search engine sends me people. People who have googled words looking for particular things. Here are the top 25 words. Some of them amuse me. Some of them perplex me.

As you can see by the number one search, almost every single day I get folks looking for leprechaun names. All I can say is WHY? Who even thinks about leprechaun names any time other than around the teens of March? Every stinkin’ day! Sometimes 2 or 3. And all I did was post a silly little quiz about finding out your leprechaun name. It was a throwaway post, and yet, it appears to be meeting a need for all of those leprechaun seekers. Leprechaun is a weird word. I never noticed that before.

No whining allowed is an obvious choice. I don’t necessarily think everyone is looking for me. It’s a good line, I didn’t make it up.

Looking for Ed Grimley makes me smile. I must say! I watched Pat Sajak’s Wheel of Fortune yesterday with my Parents. He’s a good guy, that Pat.

Of course we have all the spanking searches inspired by Mrs. Schmenkman’s cat, Poppet, who quite enjoys a good one. This one is personally amusing to me because Poppet is a good friend of mine, but also a little creepy for all the spanking seekers. How I must disappoint them. I am SO not sorry.

I am going out on a limb here. If someone googles caprik? They are most likely looking for me. I don’t think that is a real word in any other context.

A lot of the others are just little words or phrases that I have used in passing. Although, I don’t understand why anyone would be actively looking for “hobo pants”. Which, by the way, if you need a pair, I can get you some. REAL CHEAP.

There you have my top 25 searches of all time. Interesting how leprechaun zoomed to the top in a mere 9 months.

***Edit: As of 7:21 a.m.today, 3 more added to the leprechaun search. I ask again, WHY?***

The World Was Valued

I was contemplating participating in The Nester’s Christmas Tour of Homes this year. It used to be hosted by BooMama, and I love me some BooMama. BUT, I haven’t taken my pictures yet, although that could be remedied in a flash, (Oh, I am a card, you’ll have to deck me!!!). In addition, when I clicked over to The Nester’s at 6:44 in the A.M., there were already almost 500 people linked! I am going to hazard a guess that they do not need my participation.

Personally, I would be hard pressed to click through that many blobs under any circumstances. I would just pick out a few with clever names and call it a day. The Nester and her friends are a creative,  talented and foofy crowd.  I highly recommend taking a trip over there though, you will see some very loverly things! 

As I get older, my motto seems to be stolen from the movie “Babe”. “That’ll do Pig, that’ll do.” I will show you some pictures of our home another day. Prepare to be underwhelmed.

So instead, I will tell you about a very FUN afternoon!

On Saturday, Muggins Q. Mouse, her two friends, The Kate’s, and I went to Value World. One of The Kate’s and Mousey were doing some sort of project at school. I did not delve too deeply in the whole thing, but for some reason they needed  to hit up The Value World.

I warned The Girls not to have high expectations. Things could be very picked over. After all, we live in the Metro Detroit area, and  have been hit hard by recession in this part of The Mitten. I could not have been more wrong. That place was jam packed with merchandise, with the employees furiously putting out new stuff. Every inch of the place was crammed with something to buy!

They have a very bad system of stacking things on top of the racks. This time, it was all Christmas stuff. Decorations, dishes, you name it. They were overcrowded with all the Christmas. This process caused me much angst. I don’t like all of the messy impeding on my bargain hunting. Things were moving around up there, and getting tangled in the hangers.

I did hear things crashing throughout our visit. I had the thought, several times that day, that they should have given me a discount for all of the rescuing and straightening that I did. I wonder if anyone noticed? I must have personally fixed 400 hangers, picked 100 things up off the floor, and put precarious things in a safer place. SOMEONE should have noticed. But those poor girls were scurrying around putting out new things for people to buy, and straighten.

I belatedly had the thought that I should have taken a camera, because those three girls I brought? Were having the TIME OF THEIR LIVES! The laughing, the overflowing cart, the trying things on creatively? I heard them from wherever I was in the store. I ran into a friend of my Mom’s.  She asked me who I was with. I pointed and said, “the loud girls over there”. She mentioned that she and her friend had noticed them and thought they were so cute in their obvious joy at being let loose in a thrift store.

The Girls had a mission. To buy an Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt, so they could wear them together this Thursday. THAT would have been a fun picture! Believe me, there were some ugly holiday things there. Maybe someday, I will be more in tune with my blobbing needs and carry the dang camera everywhere I go.

I shop for the The Ab-Cat because she is not a shopper, and the thought of spending two plus hours hanging around any store is almost enough to make her loose her mind.

I always call her to ask if she thinks she would like things before I actually purchase them. Because even $2-3 wasted is no deal. Her catch of the day was an understated Detroit Tigers hoodie, a Canada hoodie, ans an American Eagle hoodie. All things she likes, all things she WILL wear. Her total came to $8.10.

This was Honey’s and my haul. The most expensive thing there is the purple sweater from Eddie Bauer. It was $4. The cheapest was the green Ellemeno hoodie for $1.20. All good brands, Nike, Liz Wear, Sonoma, Old Navy, all in perfect condition. I don’t know who all will get the thermal shirts, whoever needs them , as we all layer over here at The NutHatch, because we are not allowed to use our heater. MUCH. All for maybe $30.

LOVE Tupperware! $1.21 and doesn’t look like it has ever been used. Added bonus? I don’t have this size. I always look at their large, messy selection of books. I don’t straighten that area up, I would never get out of there. I did spy this one that I have always wanted to read. In case you don’t remember, Gordeeva and Grinkov were one of the best pairs ice skaters of the 90’s. They were my very favorites, and we watched a LOT of skating on TV. The Ab-Cat was a huge fan of  ice skating, and we could speak intelligently about many of them. Anyhow, Sergei Grinkov died unexpectedly, and young of heart disease. This happened after our family’s car accident, and I remember watching the news about it while Abby was still in the hospital. When Honey told me about it, I couldn’t even believe it was true. He was so young and had such a young family. So sad. So I will see what their life was like for a mere $1.91.

 My only Christmas purchase was this mug from Starbucks. Nice and big and only .80.

I’m pretty sure it cost more than that in 2007.

I heart it.

This would be a good place to insert all of those fun pictures of laughing girls and their ugly holiday sweaters. Well, you know how that turned out. I will show you Mousey in hers soon.

So this is all you get today. No Holiday Tour of Homes, but a tour of my Value World purchases.

Potent Quotable

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have on something they don’t need.
– Will Rogers

Sounds like Christmas!

Mrs. Schmenkman has  presented part two of her decorating at Chesley series. This bunch is even more delicious! I love the fresh greenery!

Chesley Via Sassy Cat Hill

I’m busy decorating, so head over to Sassy Cat Hill and see what Schmenky has been up to!!!!

Chesley is the mansion where she works. In nice weather, she takes care of all the loverly growing things outside, and at Christmas, the owners ask her to whip up a little Christmas magic for them on the inside. She does amazing work, no matter where it is!

Oh, she has made it all purtiful! This is just the first installment of her pictures, I’ll let you know as they each make an appearance.

Enjoy! I am going over them with a fine tooth comb to see what I can copy. It’s what I do.

The Blustery Day

It is a brisk 16 degrees this morning. Yesterday was a balmy 19.  With high wind advisories. It was a good thing too, because I was out in it at least 19 times. I just have the knack of running errands and “must do’  shopping on the WINDIEST, coldest day of the year so far. I have always wanted to have the wind scour my skin and snatch my hair out by the roots. All in one fell swoop. Mousey said the wind knocked her off the sidewalk yesterday, on one of her many jaunts between school buildings.

I went to BSF, Hobby Lobby, Marshalls, decided not  to go to Michael’s, a decision I would live to regret, crossed over to the Office Max, crossed back over to hit JoAnn Fabrics, back over to the other side to hit Meijers, and last but not least, took an awkward route to get to Krogers, because there was no left turn out of the Meijers parking lot.

I will now tell you why I patronized all those places. Because I am sure you need to know.

I went to BSF  (Bible Study Fellowship) because it is what I do every Thursday. That was two extra trips outside right there, to place the handicapped parking cone, and to retrieve my orange buddy, The Cone.

I went to Hobby Lobby to check out their yarn selection the day before yesterday. They don’t have a ton, but they do have a fun fur that I quite adore. Considering that EVERYTHING at the Hobby Lobby is usually 50% off, I find it ironic that I have never seen much yarn even on sale. This is just wrong. I decided to go home that day and use my handy internet skillz to see if I could find a Hobby Lobby coo-pin. I see other customers with coo-pins, there must be a coo-pin. I GOT myself a coo-pin. So I went back to purchase the adorable fun fur.

I did not stray over to Homegoods, as I had been there the day before, looking for  pasta maker for Honey. We saw lots while we were in Florida. At Ross, TJ Maxx, Homegoods, and Marshalls. Honey didn’t want  to buy one of the many we saw in Florida because they were too heavy. The airlines and all. I told him last night that he may live to regret that hasty decision. I am not finding a pasta maker up here in The Mitten.

Cross over to Marshalls to return the two shirts that I bought for The Boy on the weekend. Not what he had in mind. Because I had also been there the day before, doing a chai run, I did not stay. I then made the poor decision to skip Michael’s. Because I had been there the day before as well. Buying more yarn. Because I cannot stop buying yarn to knit up into delicious scarves!

Went down the road to the Office Maxx to return the calendar that I had bought for myself , to record all of our doctors appointments and my lunch dates, because it was way too big for the inside of my cupboard where I hang it. What was I thinking?

Off to JoAnne’s, because they will take my Michael’s 40% off coo-pin. I have no JoAnn’s coo-pin. Honey, The Coo-pin Deliverer, did not bring me a JoAnne’s coo-pin this week. How can this be?  They have a kind of yarn essential to my delicious yarn making, that is not offered at Michael’s. So I took advantage of that opportunity. They also had other skiens that called to me with more possible combinations. Oh, I am obsessed.

Over to Meijers to buy my family food. They have been complaining lately. They can get so fixated on minor things.

Because I was so completely unsatisfied with Meijers selection of Clementine Cuties, and because I forgot the low carb wraps that The Boy has been asking for, I zipped over to Krogers. They did not disappoint.

I then went home to eat lunch and change out of my BSF heels.

But The Ab-Cat had other ideas. She wanted me to go with her to the library. There were several movies on the top shelf  that she needed for her viewing pleasure. It needs to be asked. What were those library people thinking? Even Shaq here had to reach! I just can’t see your average student or housewife being able to stretch up there. For Pete’s sake!

I was more than happy to go with her, because I had my own favor ready and waiting. She needed to go to Michael’s with me and use my other coo-pin! You know how  Michael’s gives you another 40% off coo-pin with your receipt? It’s like waving a brown paper bag with a bottle in it in front of a wino. They know we can’t resist. They just suck you in with that additional 40% off. And I belly right up to that bar. So off we went to buy a few more loaves of not on sale yarn.

I am wearing myself out remembering all this.

In addition, I could not fall asleep last night, and I was up at 4:30. I’m pretty sure I will be feeling nappish this afternoon. Have a fun Friday, and I hope your face doesn’t freeze and your hair stays on your head.

Take the Automatic 7 Today

I love this post that Friend Shannon posted yesterday! Yeah, what she said.

Good stuff to ponder.

Way Back When-sday

Christmas 1996. Five year old Boy, two year old Mousey and seven year old Ab-Cat.

Be still my Mama’s heart. I miss my litter of kittens.

But, I quite adore the cats they have become.

This Program Brought to You By the Letter P AND the Number Two!

On Sunday evening, The AquaMouse had her swim and dive banquet. I told you all about it here last year.

Honey was able to attend this year, although for the life of us, we couldn’t remember why he didn’t attend last year.

It took longer to hand out the awards this year because of the massive influx of freshmen they had at the beginning of the season. Seriously, they made up more than half the team. And some of them were doggone good swimmers. Their team won their division, so they all received this nifty little patch with cute little swimmer pin!

Mousey should have received another patch for maintaining at least a 3.2 grade point average, but she was somehow overlooked. The coach said for her to go to the athletics office and get that straightened out. She said that she didn’t really care, but Mama and Daddy DO.

Last year she lettered in diving , and that is what the back of her varsity coat says. This year, she lettered in swimming, so she can now add that to the back. I offered to do that for her some months ago, but she vehemently told me NO. Evidently, it is against the LAW  to do that before the banquet. We don’t want anyone going to prison here.

Because she travels outside so much walking between buildings, she asked me not to take her varsity coat away until break. She said it is the warmest coat ever and she needs the protection. So, swimming and patches will have to wait for a more convenient time.

Evidently, she bought a sweatshirt while we were in Florida, announcing to the world that they were the division champs! She received it that night. She wore it to school this morning. She hearts it because it is purple and because the inside was SO soft. She said she had on a short sleeved shirt and it felt like she was “covered in kittens”. I want one!

They again had the mock awards. This year she and another girl won Occupation Transformation. Because the other gal was a swimmer who went over to diving, and Mousey switched from diving to swimming. It was a wise choice for The AquaMouse, she is a BEAST!     GO FlyGirl!

Here she is with a couple of her pool rat friends; Sam, Mouse-tine and Katie the Diver. They sat next to each other up on the stage. It appeared that they had a rip roaring good time. I even heard Mouse laughing one time. We were not very close in proximity either.

I had a couple moms ask if The AquaMouse would be back next season. They told us how talented she was and it would be a shame if she didn’t. We quite agree, but ultimately, she will have to decide. As we were leaving, she went up to talk to the coach and when they were finished, he said “see you next season”. She did not take that opportunity to tell him that she wouldn’t be back. So, we’ll see……

Good job Mouse-Lina, WELL DONE Baby Girl!

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