No Whining Allowed

Oh, I was so wrong to think that I was over “The Sickness” so soon. Very wishful thinking on my part. And ENOUGH is ENOUGH already!!!!!!! That is 7 exclamation points, because 7 is God’s number, and that means I am telling the truth.

We are almost ready to go. The bags don’t seem overly stuffed. Of course, I will think of at least 75 last minute items. This year we also have one extra 6 pound piece of baggage, the dog. You may be wondering why that is. And you would be right up there with 3 other people in the van. Complaining loudly, I might add. The Girl is not complaining, as she is glad to have her buddy with her. And I am not either. Don’t mistake that for happiness though. It really is just the best solution. Cause a dog with a bladder the size of a thimble is just not a good house-guest for anyone who cannot take her out every 5 to 6 minutes. I am kidding about that, but barely. But don’t worry about us on the road. For some odd reason, she is a good little traveler. I think it has something to do with her being with her Pack. And I think that is why she has been so horrible this past week. With all of the duffllebags laying around, and the unusual flurry of activity, ( except by me , of course, unless you count the activity of running to the bathroom) she KNOWS something  is going on. And she cannot abide not being part of that something. Please Lord, no more walking tinkles!!!!!!! (See that, 7 exclamation points, cause I am telling the truth!) Boarding her is not an option, as I may have mentioned that she is neurotic, and would bark herself to death in less than an hour.

So Katie Katherine (said with an Irish brogue) is going to stay at Grandmas’ and Grandpas’ in Lakeland. And you must be thinking that I am up for the Daughter of the Year Award. Let me explain. Katie LOVES the Grandma and the Grandpa. And going to their place in Michigan is one of the highlights of her LIFE. They have woods AND a boat!!!!!!! ( 7 again)Because what is not to love about having your very own people to fuss and fawn over your every facial expression and movement? And, since she is a known napper, she will not throw off their napping groove, if they are so inclined.  Plus, they have the added bonus of being retired, and are available for all those bathroom breaks she requires. And, throw in the topper that The Grandpa will take her out on lots of walks so she can piddle to her hearts content, and sniff up the entire state of Florida, well , it is a gift from Dog Heaven. With a bow on top. With streamers of cheese, carrots and meat dangling attractively. And they will proudly tell anyone who asks, that this is their Granddog from Michigan. Cause she is NOTHING, if she is not cute. It is her saving grace. 

I think I mentioned that I am going to try and post while we are gone. Cause any who know us well could tell you that we have been known to have things occur while we are gone. It’s like I always tell Honey, “Someday, this will seem funny”. So let the memories begin!!!!!!! (7 again!) We would appreciate your prayers for safe travels.

Have a Blessed Easter!!!!!!!