I serve on the Administration team at BSF. This morning, another member was complaining about her pantyhose. When I ran into her, she was on her way to the restroom to wrestle them back into place. It should be called the “wrest-room” ar ar ar.
Now, we ladies have all had this problem, I am not talking about some unknown phenomenon. The REAL question is why do we wear pantyhose at all. Personally? I don’t. Tights are a far superior option in my opinion. I don’t like feeling like a stuffed sausage.
This conversation got me to thinking. Which can often be a wild ride. Why do we wear things that we hate?
And that kind of thinking led me directly to my underwear drawer. Let me state right here for the record that I am an advocate of wearing the underwear.
What I was thinking was this. You know how we ladies are very good at rotating things and replacing things that need replacing? We are usually in charge of laundry at our homes, and we have no problem getting rid of things that we don’t particularly like to see on our loved ones, like ripped jeans, underwear that have waistbands that are shot, shirts and socks with holes, hobo pants. I have bags in the kids bathroom closet, where they can put unloved clothes in so we can donate them.
Here is my question, and it is two-fold. Don’t you have a pair of underwear in your drawer that you hate?
For WHATEVER reason! They may be too big, too tight, ugly color, give you OPL (obvious panty line), too high and stick out of the back of your pants, or low riders l that you feel like you need to pull them up every 3 minutes. And my personal favorite, likes to expose one cheek. Not two, that would be tacky.
And you work around them in the drawer all of the time! They haunt you. You fish over them, under them, take them out by mistake and then PUT THEM BACK. Shove them way back or under everything, but they just keep rising to the surface to cause you another day of grief. Because you know, you don’t always realize it’s THEM until you are dressed for the day and out the door. Here is the second part of the question.
Why do we not THROW THEM OUT????
If any of you Gals has ANY idea why we do this, I would like top hear from you. Let’s hear some chatter.
On a side note, I feel I must offer our sincere congratulations to LeeAnn for winning Project Runway! We loved Korto as well and would have been equally as happy had she won. So basically, our motto was “ANYONE BUT KENLEY”, which I stole from Shannon.
Also, we are leaving tomorrow morning for our Capri Weekend Extravaganza in Virginia at Mrs. Schmenkmans house. So I may not be able to post. Because I will be shopping. And eating. And talking. I will if I can, cause you never know when you might feel a post coming on. Have a great weekend and I’ll talk to you next week!
